Universal Pictures has released their 2010 movie preview, which included this first official photo from David Gordon Green’s Your Highness, starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel.

”I’m wearing pajamas!”

- The Tizzle Wizzle Show, Saturday Night Live S35E10

1. The Lawrence Welk Show

Eunice [Kristen Wiig]: I hit a turkey with a shovel then I came inside and put the turkey on the toliet and it died on the toilet and it fell in the toilet now there’s feathers in the toilet and I sleep under a turned over wagon, is that bad? De doo doo doo

2. The Kissing Family

The Bill Hader and James Franco kiss!

3. An SNL Digital Short – The Tizzle Wizzle Show

The jammy shuffle, the jammy shuffle
Everyone put on your jammies now
Comfy, cozy, snuggly, warm
Come on everybody don’t have a cow
Pink ones, blue ones, even stripes
Jammy party, dance all night
[Jammies]
Knives, knives, all types of knives
Everybody pick out your favourite knife
Short ones, long ones, ones with spikes
Three more seconds to choose your knife
Three, two, one
Pills, pills, all types of pills
Everyone must take at least one pill
Gobble them, swallow them, eat ‘em down
Don’t spit them out because we’ll know
The pills take hold of your mind and flesh
You’re brave and strong, you don’t fear death
[Jammies]
Steel yourself it’s time for war
Your glowing stick is how we keep score
Hop to the left and raise your knife
It’s a fight to the death
Now kill the lights

4. Weekend Update

Nicole ”Snookie” Polizzi [Bobby Moynihan]: Oh, you wanna touch my poof?

5. Weekend Update

Kristen Wiig cracking up for the first time!

6. Sigma Lambda Omega

Jason Sudeikis: You gotta chug this beer now!
Andy Samberg: This is not a beer.
James Franco: What does it say?!
Andy Samberg: Diet Coke.
James Franco: I thought it said Light Beer!
Bobby Moynihan: Yeah, it’s Light Beer! Because it’s four letters and then space and then four letters!
Jason Sudiekis: Four space four!
Andy Samberg: Okay. Okay. But they’re all different kinds of letters.

7. Mark Wahlberg Talks To Christmas Animals

Mark Wahlberg [Andy Samberg]: Now imma talk to a partridge. Hey partridge, how’s it hangin’? Where’s your pear tree? Oh, there it is. So you were in that song ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas‘? I was in ‘The Happening‘. Did you see that movie? Okay. Talk to you later partridge. Say hi to your motha’ for me.