nennes scrapbook » John Krasinski

He tortured me. With his awfulness.

nenne — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:17:17 +0000

Michael: I am downloading some N3P music…
Jim: [Quickly] That’s not it. Yep?
Michael: … For a CD mixtape…
Jim: Close.
Michael: … For Holly. And I am looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.
Jim: What are the two levels?
Michael: The two levels being, welcome to Scranton and I love you

- The Office, S04E14, ‘Goodbye, Toby’

Identity theft

nenne — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:39:41 +0000

Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to create the rest of the ensemble. That’s a grand total of… [Does the math on his calculator watch] Eleven dollars!

Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim: False! Black bear.
Dwight: Now that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought –
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not — Wait, what is going on? What are you doing?!
Dwight: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Pause] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight: Oh, that’s funny. Michael!

- The Office, S03E21, ‘Product Recall’

It’s Complicated

nenne — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:36:04 +0000

John Krasinski owned the SHIT out of this movie! Otherwise – Meh.