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If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off!

nenne — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:32:46 +0000

Interviewer [Michael Palin]: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we’ve got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
Man [Eric Idle]: Taht si crreoct.
Interviewer [Michael Palin]: Do you enjoy it?
Man [Eric Idle]: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.
Interviewer [Michael Palin]: And what’s your name?
Man [Eric Idle]: Hamrag – Hamrag Yatlerot.
Interviewer [Michael Palin]: Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where do you come from?
Man [Eric Idle]: Bumcreland.
Interviewer [Michael Pailn]: Cumberland?
Man [Eric Idle]: Staht sit sepreicly.

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 30

It’s…

nenne — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:31:52 +0000

”Tony M. Nyphot’s Flying Risccu!”

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 30

We forgot the anaesthetic!

nenne — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:30:24 +0000

”I’ve come to anaesthetize you!”

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 32

It will have to come out

nenne — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:25:03 +0000

”Nurse! Nurse! NURSE! NURSE!”

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 32

Mr. Gumby

nenne — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:39:12 +0000

”Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR!”

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 32

I want to be on the television

nenne — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:01:04 +0000

Interviewer [Michael Palin]:
Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country’s leading skin specialists – Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond [Graham Chapman]:
That’s not my name.
Interviewer [Michael Palin]:
I’m sorry – Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond [Graham Chapman]:
No, no, no – it’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove‘.

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Episode 19

The label says ‘Zurich’, sir.

nenne — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:26:53 +0000

Officer [John Cleese]: Have you got any Swiss currency, sir?
Man [Michael Palin]: No… just the watches… er just my watch, er, my watch on the currency… I’ve kept a watch on the currency, and I’ve watched it and I haven’t got any.
Officer [John Cleese]: That came out a bit glib didn’t it?
[an alarm clock goes off inside the Man's case; he thumps it, unsuccessfully]
Officer [John Cleese]: Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?
Man [Michael Palin]: No, no, heavens no, no… just vests. [Thumps the case and the alarm stops]
Officer [John Cleese]: Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
Man [Michael Palin]: Well it can’t have been… it must have been a vest, er, going off.

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, S01E05
”Man’s Crisis Of Identity In The Latter Half Of The 20th Century”

Schoolboys

nenne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:30:20 +0000

John Cleese: Eric… Do you think you could recognize a larch tree?
Eric Idle: [After much deliberation] Don’t know.
John Cleese: [Turns to Michael] What’s your name?
Michael Palin: Mi… chael.
John Cleese: Michael, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?
Michael Palin: [Bursting into tears] I want to go home.
Terry Jones: Bottom!

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, S01E03,
”How To Recognize Different Types Of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away”