Officer [John Cleese]: Have you got any Swiss currency, sir?
Man [Michael Palin]: No… just the watches… er just my watch, er, my watch on the currency… I’ve kept a watch on the currency, and I’ve watched it and I haven’t got any.
Officer [John Cleese]: That came out a bit glib didn’t it?
[an alarm clock goes off inside the Man's case; he thumps it, unsuccessfully]
Officer [John Cleese]: Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?
Man [Michael Palin]: No, no, heavens no, no… just vests. [Thumps the case and the alarm stops]
Officer [John Cleese]: Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
Man [Michael Palin]: Well it can’t have been… it must have been a vest, er, going off.

- Monty Python’s Flying Circus, S01E05
”Man’s Crisis Of Identity In The Latter Half Of The 20th Century”