There’s 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary – And those who don’t.

Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re DEAD!

Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown-Apart.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How come seagulls live by the sea? ‘Cause if they lived by the bay they’d be baygulls. [Bagles]

How does Snoop Dogg wash his white? Ble-atch.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s DEAD!

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? He walks! [Ewoks]

How do you fit five Bulbasaur’s and two Charizard’s on a bus? You Poke ‘em on.

What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? One goes ”Whack, Darn” and the other goes ”Darn, Whack.”

What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
What is black and white and laughing? The penguin that pushed him.

How many kids with A-D-D does it take to change a light bulb? LET’S GO RIDE BIKES!

What kind of pants does the Mario Brothers wear? Denim-denim-denim.

Why doesn’t Julius Ceasar ever use his cellphone? Because he’s DEAD!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class the other day. It was a weapon of Math Disruption.

What did Beethoven and Mozart turn into when they died? Decomposers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-deer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. [i's]

A baby seal walks into a club.

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