Dr. Rick Marshall: You’re funny Chaka.
Will Stanton: He’s hilarious!
Dr. Rick Marshall: You’re funny.
Will Stanton: His jokes are disgusting.
Dr. Rick Marshall: You’re funny.
Will Stanton: Hey, for real though, who much money would I have to pay ya’ll to french kiss each other?
Dr. Rick Marshall: For real?
Will Stanton: Totally for real.
Dr. Rick Marshall: For real for real?
Will Stanton: Totally, in his monkey mouth!
Dr. Rick Marshall: Hey, if it doesn’t leave the three of us I’ll do it for free right now.
Will Stanton: It’s not gonna leave here.
Dr. Rick Marshall: I’ll do it right now.
Will Stanton: Let me see it. Kiss him.
Dr. Rick Marshall: It doesn’t leave the three of us?
Will Stanton: Never, I won’t tell anybody. Who am I gonna tell?
Chaka: [Makes monkey sounds]
Dr. Rick Marshall: [Leans in to kiss Chaka]
Will Stanton: You guys are gross!
Dr. Rick Marshall: I don’t wanna do it! I don’t wanna do it! I changed my mind!:

Ernie: Hey! Where’s Will?
Dr. Rick Marshall: He went to a better place.
Ernie: You killed him?
Dr. Rick Marshall: No.