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Horsey!

Russell: You introduce the song my friend – Do it in the style of Jon-Joe, the cowboy!
Jon: ‘This here’s 2000 Miles – like the distance I’m gonna take my horse when it needs to go for a poop!’
Russell: What?
Jon: I don’t know.. I imagine they take their horses away from the camp site to do its business..
Russell: What?!
Jon: ‘Don’t want my horse poop’n by the tents!’
Russell: ‘Excuse me fellas, I gotta mosy on of I have a feeling my horse nee-’ How would they know that their horse needs to defecate?
Jon: The horse sort of clicks its heels..
Russell: No they don’t!
Jon: .. Twice.
Russel: ‘Fellas, this is a mighty fine stew and all and I’m enjoying your tales – But my steed needs to dump!’ When do they ever do that?
Jon: ‘Horsey! You need the toilet?’