And Now For Something Completely Different,
Squad… CAMP it UP!
Ooh get her! Whoops,
I’ve got your number ducky,
You couldn’t afford me dear, two three
I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Don’t come the Brigadier bit with us dear,
We all know where you’ve been, you military fairy
Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six
Whoops!
Don’t look now girls, the man has just minced in
with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three
OOOOH!
- Monty Python’s And Now For Something Completely Different, 1971
