Identity theft

Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to create the rest of the ensemble. That’s a grand total of… [Does the math on his calculator watch] Eleven dollars!

Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim: False! Black bear.
Dwight: Now that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought –
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not — Wait, what is going on? What are you doing?!
Dwight: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Pause] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight: Oh, that’s funny. Michael!

- The Office, S03E21, ‘Product Recall’

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